Old starts when you begin lying about your age.
Today I did it for the first time and it was scary how it just rolled off my tongue.
I went to the hairdressers and when I was about to pay she asked me how old I was.
That's when it happened, my mouth just up and said: 23.
Yup one big fat white lie. But come on, after 25 no more discounts at the hairdressers! Thats an extra 25% I'd be paying..
I know, no excuse...